A Day In Song

Wake up. Wake up. Ain't puttin' on no make up

It's a beautiful day today makes me wanna scream HOORAY!

Goin' to work in an hour

Gettin' in the shower

Get out

Leave house

I shout

Because my fender is scratched

And my tie doesn't match

How 'bout I throw it in the trash

TODAY!!

Short interlude

Get in car

Put in keys

Someone put the seat up now it's squishin' my knees!

Push it back

I'm wastin' time

I ain't gon' be late I'm not that kind-a guy!

Back up my car

And I don't remember

There's a car behind me

FENDER BENDER

I'm like "crap"

And I drive away

Then I know its a crappy day

A cop stops be and I am a-scared

My license is under the seat; I am unprepared!

My punishment; I am astounded

Is only that my car gets imPOUNDED!

So I have to walk to work

Passin' businessmen who look like they're jerks

And suddenly. My stomach is rumblin

Try to get by it but it's still a-grumblin

Though this sudden hungering was unplanned

Throw away my five bucks to a bagel stand

A couple minutes later I don't feel so hot

A tumblin' in my stomach like I got shot

Throw up in an alley, I'll call in sick

But wait its eleven o'clock I'll look like a dic jerk

So I turn back home on this TuesDAY

Sweatin' like a pig though its only MAY

I know I'm sick but I see an Arby's

Get their curly fries loaded with carb-ys

Get in my apartment turn on ESPN

Wait, wut? The Cavs ain't gonna win

I turn off the t.v.

You know how gay stayin' home can be?

So I go sightseeing, you know?

See how high engineering can go

If I were in San Fran I'd see the Golden Gate

But I've gotta settle for the Empire State

Right now you'll notice I'm dead

Because before entering a penny fell on my head...... And MythBusters said it was impossible, eh? Tell that to my shattered skull.