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For those looking for a German view on the subject, the Camels at Kamelopedia have an equally strange article on Auto or even Volkswagen; yes even Škoda

"Plane." ~ United Airlines

A real life ghost car caught on CCTV.

I am a driving god!”

~ Man in a car

“Car the blar the far the car, hello carry! CAR. Vote car for prez.”

~ Jimmy Carr


~ Oath
I once had a car
I drove it very far
I drove it through some tar
And now it doesn't go so far
George Hamburg

The 'carre'[edit | edit source]

“The car (ahem) is something that is funny and gives you lolz and stuff like that but me? Nah it makes me do a la the shiz in a la the pipe hole!”

Cars can now be purchased from high street supermarkets.

“Cars were a bad pop group.”

~ A car

Cars and cars and cars and cars and cars[edit | edit source]

This is not a drill. It's a car.

“If it weren't for cars, how'd anyone get around?”

~ Bike

If you see a car driving, let it go because it's a car and can likely run you over if you're on foot.

“The first time I ever saw a car was when I was a little baby and I spit my mom's tit out of my mouth and said, 'Holy shit! That's a car!'”

~ Albert Einstein on the downsides of using kerosene as hemorrhoid treatment

It's the remix to "Ignition," hot and fresh out the kitchen[edit | edit source]

Cars are easy to operate. Just get inside, put down your rug, and pray in the direction of Mecca five times a day.

“Wait, isn't that what Jews do on Passover?”

~ Muhammad on Zoroastrianism

Other Things[edit | edit source]

“Jeremy Clarkson can be quite the twat.”

~ Jeremy Clarkson on Richard Hammond

Cars are dangerous creatures, as shown in the Stephen King novel Cujo, where the dog eats the family because the car told him to.

See also[edit | edit source]