"Plane." ~ United Airlines
“CAR, THE CAR AND NOTHING BUT THE CAR.”
- I once had a car
- I drove it very far
- I drove it through some tar
- And now it doesn't go so far
The 'carre'[edit | edit source]
“Cars were a bad pop group.”
Cars and cars and cars and cars and cars[edit | edit source]
“If it weren't for cars, how'd anyone get around?”
If you see a car driving, let it go because it's a car and can likely run you over if you're on foot.
“The first time I ever saw a car was when I was a little baby and I spit my mom's tit out of my mouth and said, 'Holy shit! That's a car!'”
It's the remix to "Ignition," hot and fresh out the kitchen[edit | edit source]
Cars are easy to operate. Just get inside, put down your rug, and pray in the direction of Mecca five times a day.
“Wait, isn't that what Jews do on Passover?”
Other Things[edit | edit source]
“Jeremy Clarkson can be quite the twat.”
Cars are dangerous creatures, as shown in the Stephen King novel Cujo, where the dog eats the family because the car told him to.