A letter to Mr. Spencer

"Who's he????" you may ask. And you just did. Well, he's the greatest commandeer of vagueness that ever roamed the Earth. And water, too.

An email to Mr. Spencer

To: mr spencer

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my brain

hello ian. why is the chiken in my house???

from troy

Oh no... who will save us?

Fear not, Tiddles, CRAP ARTICLE MAN is here to save the day!

Or maybe not, because it's dinner time! Alllllllllrighty then!