Waht teh cihkcn

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Warning: This is freaking insane.

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Htis is a dakr yad. i am a dab spellllllllllr ad my bkacsapec btuton is borkne. I tihnk you pepoloe na'ct ead waht i am saynig.

OH MY GISH WAHT TEH DUK ARE YU DOIGN N MY HOWS? MY HOWSE NOT YORUS. GET AWT PF MY HWS NOWE.

Now I need a bananio.

YEAH MY BACKSPACE BUTTON ISFIXED!

OHSHOOTMYSPACEBARISBROKENNOWCURSEYOUKEYBOARD. ANDYOUKNOWALSO?MYCAPSLOCKBUTTONISBROKEN. ANDNOWMYCOMPUTERWONT TYPENUMBERS.HEREISMYPHONENUMBER.SEENOWORKING. ICANTWRITEANYTHINGANDSHOTMYBCAKSPCEBUTTENISBORKNE.OKNOWITIS FIXED. iWaNtTo... HEYguessWHATmyTHINGisWORKINGandALSOiAMdoingTHIStoWORDSsoYOUcanKIND of MAKE out THE words.

OH no NOW my KEYBOARD-hey-IT'S working NOW but IT is Making each word wrong.

But still...6 49033 93 9002 YEAH MY KEYBOARD IS WORKING

ADNAKJSADJI3993 9393933MFM3 93QW5I90 1 23u4 u3q24891

stupid auto keyboard.

(smashes keyboard with sledgehammer)

YEAH IT IS WORKING!!

NOW I CAN INTENTIONALLY TYPE MISSPELLED WORDS FOR THE HELL OF IT!