Abbasee Old

50 years ago, one egg was a ruler named Abbasee Old. You may ask which one? YES THAT ONE!

It was so fat it killed an egg. NOT HIM SELF.

Then I was onto him

I followed Abbasee the egg's tracks because i suspected him of the murder of Egg Plant Petunia. IT was wrong of him to run from a dead OOB!!!!! I knew i was onto his evil doings. SO THEN I WAS IN AN ALLEY WAY BEING A SHIFTY GUY! i saw the egg waddling like a penguin to the pet shop. He killed a puppy. I cried. I then shot him to deadness. HE died.

The egg fell to the floor in slow motion.

It fell. one inch per 10 seconds. another inch another inch another inch another inch another inch another inch another inch another inch another inch until he had been falling for three minutes. He hit his head on a counter. Then his head blew up in a mighty explosion. I soon discovered that he had dynamite sticks stuck in his hat. He fell on the ground in a heap.

Abbasee Old was dead.

We rejoiced.