Head

The head is a tributary of the Mississippi river. One of the largest, it carries nineteen thousand tons a day of raw, unadulterated thought juice from Canada's icy shield to the Mississippi in a process known as the brain drain. Then @^#&ing Americans fill it with sewage. &*$<!

See also

• Ed
• Head hitting Illogicopedia

so i can like write anything? yeah, u can. except it has to b about heads. why??

• sigh