Al deHyde

Al deHyde is a drug dealer who happens to own multiple asses. This is a precaution to becoming butthurt, so that if he ever gets a severe case of butthurt, he has spare asses that were spared by the butthurtiness of one of them.

The many asses of Al deHyde

Meth anal

The meth anal is the main and simplest ass of Al deHyde which he uses to absorb in speed and ecstasy. Staring at this ass might burn your eyes off and thus blind you by its majesty.

Eth anal

The eth anal is a bit more complicated ass than the meth anal, but still not too complicated. Al's brother Ethan lives here and this ass in particular smells badly because of him.

Prop anal

Yet another more complicated ass than the eth anal, the prop anal is Al deHyde's personal storage space of theater props, lifting forks, fake noses and copper sulfate.

But anal

Another a bit more complicated ass than the aforementioned, this is the ass of self-evidence. Its alternative spelling, 'butt anal' demonstrates it perfectly.

Pent anal

One more a bit more complicated ass than the aforementioned, this is the ass of homeland security taking care of the United Streets of Alcohol while Al is dealing drugs.

Sext anal

This ass of Al deHyde is meant for one thing and one thing only. It is not what you think it is and we shall keep it a mystery. It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.

Oct anal

Like the eth anal, this ass is also a living space. However, it's not inhabited by a human but instead a colony of poisonous octopuses. Not squids.

Non anal

Don't be fooled by this ass, because this isn't an ass at all. It's a squirrel. Moving on.

Dec anal

This ass is known for its poker skills and is the main reason Al has to deal drugs. He has lost most of his money to this ass in particular.

Seth anal

This ass is disapproved by Anoobis as being heretic and inappropriate for younger audiences to know about. The Egyptian god of chaos, Seth, lives here.