Alan Sugar

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“I've written books on advertising... cheque books.”

~ on Sugar on all that cash he has

“Fair? The only fair you're gonna get is your bloody train fare!”

~ on Sugar on his pun-making abilities

Alan Sugar lives in a house, a very big house in the country. His family live in cardboard boxes in Hackney whilst his dog has its own house in the Channel Islands.

Computing[edit]

In 1980, Sugar stole the program code for the BBC Micro and created... wait for it... the Amstrad CPC. Unfortunately he forgot to add a 'run' command at the end and thought the thing was broken, leading to its withdrawal from the market.

Discography[edit]