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A house man.
Haus, ja.
The sky is beginning to fall and will continue until proper measures have been taken to ensure its structural stability. That being said, houses are like onions. Whenever you cut one near your eyes, you cry. However, houses are not for eating, as they are predatory animals that should not be taken for helpless prey.
Houses generally have four doors and eight windows and one ladder hovering above the roof. Nevetheless, ladders have been known to fall from their positions from time to time, injuring several people and killing many more. Therefore, houses are classified as Class H illegal goods by the U.S. Department of Transportation. Houses are commonly used for defecation, screaming like a madman, and Spaghetti