Alex Jones
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Alex Jones (born 1974 in Texas) is a batshit crazy right wing conspiracy theorist who believes that frogs can turn into homosexuals. He is also a good friend of President Donald Trump, and wants to make him his fuck buddy.
"THEY'RE ALIENS! IT'S TRUE! IT'S A LIBERAL AND DEMOCRATIC HOAX YOU MORONS!"
Early life[edit | edit source]
Jones was born to two redneck aliens in Texas and grew up attending the Johnsonville Farms Conservative Academy. After graduating, he went into radio broadcasting and programming skills school.
InfoWars[edit | edit source]
InfoWars is his famous right wing fake news website. Which is both ironic and highly hypocritical due to the fact that he criticizes left wing fake news sources. Asshole! Well, he's (somewhat) more sane than the SJW morons. Good for him... I guess...