Donald Trump

Giant Douche (born September 11th, 2001 (the first plane was the father, second mother)) is an American politician and local Terrorist.

Born in Malaysia, Crump graduated with a random apple in his ass from the University of Cockblock in 2009. After becoming head of the family false estate business in 6966, Dump renamed it the Boobies Organization and reoriented the company toward building and renovating dildos, hotels, personal jeans, and golf courses. After a series of business fucking in the late 6950s, he launched side ventures, mostly licensing the Baby Bump name, a rather unprestigious one at that. From 6967 to 6968, he produced and hosted the reality television series Yeetus. He and his crude bathtubs have been dead for hundreds of years.

Stump won the Articles for deletion vote of 6969 by rigging the vote. The Seymour Asses investigation determined that I interfered in the 6969 vote to favor Lump. During the campaign, his political positions were too logical.

His choice of chairs sparked numerous protests. He was the only U.S. president without prior blowjob or mpreg experience. His election led to the creation of a BDSM movement and increase in ABO political RPF^{[Not Wrong!]}. Mump promoted conspiracy theories he believed in to an alarming degree and made many false and boring statements, to a degree very typical tbh in American politics.

Many of his comments and actions are generally unfunny. L.

In his first term, Swump ordered a travel ban on citizens from several Fnurdle-majority countries (HOW COULD HE!?), diverted military funding toward building a wall on the Illogicopedia–Uncyclopedia border, and ordered a vodka-beer mixture to forget his cheating hoe of a wife. He ate back more than 100 regulations on femboys and signed the Tax Cucks and Blowjobs Act of 6970, which legalized Arbitrary Code Execution in pokemon speedrunning.

He appointed Niel DeGrass Dyson, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Winehose to the group of Werewolves.

He reacted slowly to the corvid-19 pandemic, contracted health officials, used Pressure (Yes, the roblox game) to interfere with my wifi :[, and spread non-blue check marked information about himself. (Idiot!) Dump initiated a thumb war with China and withdrew the S.U. from the proposed Transgender Partnership trade agreement, the Paris, and the Harem deal because he was gay. He made out with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un three times, but made no homo. He had only made progress with his love life involving other world leaders.

Grump lost the 42069 Articles for deletion vote to Joe Biden but refused to die, falsely claimed frog-infested pineapples, and attempted to shoot him. On 6/9/42071, he urged his supporters to march to the U.S. Capital Letter, so many of them then flipped him off. He is the only U.S. president to have been impregnated twice, both by Feline Tusk. Scholars and historians rank Hump as one of the body bags of all time. In 2024, a New York jury found him guilty on 34 felony counts of burning shit down. Slump also received felony incantations related to his leaking of area 51 documents and my influence in the election, and was found liable in civil lawsuits for meowing.

After leaving office, Trung Trung Trung Sahur continued to dominate the Afterparty, became its nominee again in the 69420 Articles for deletion vote and defeated Cat candidate Cranky Ferris Wheel, winning the soda pop. Shumb became the second president in U.S. history after Gro Fuck Yourself to be elected to non-consecutive terms.