Alternate Dimension Presidents
Another name for ADP is Prezzydonk. Why they exist is a place for discussion.
Prezzydonk #1 - Jorge Wasabi[edit | edit source]
Jorge Wasabi was a bagel most well known for attempting to roll all the way to Mycatisonfiristan, but in a romantic tragedy, died because he did not exist in the first place. Also, bagels are delicious.
Prezzydonk #2 - Yawn Atoms[edit | edit source]
Yawn Atoms happens to be the most famous balloon animal alive, but why, we still can't fathom. He did absolutely nothing, ever, at all. In fact the only evidence we have of him even existing is because Jorge Wasabi knew about him.
Prezzydonk #3 - Thermos Chef-of-sin[edit | edit source]
Chef-of-sin was the only ADP to have his own theme song. It went along the lines of this:
Thermosthermosthermosthermosthermosthermosthermosthermos CHEF-OF-SIN!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!
Prezzydonk #4 - Germs Medicine[edit | edit source]
Germs Medicine had close ties to the Medici, and sure, they weren't around then, but who cares? Also, Medicine was well known for acting like a truck for the entire year of 1811.
Prezzydonk #5 - Gems Mum Rowed[edit | edit source]
Most well known for not being known AT ALL
Prezzydonk #6 - Yawn With Seattle[edit | edit source]
The first prezzydonk to ever ponder the meaningless meaning on the quandary of the fact of the question of if penguins have knees. So, basically the best out of the first ten prezzydonks.
Prezzydonk #7 - And You Shack Sin[edit | edit source]
And:
orandorandorandorandorandorandorand
You:
Tu fatue
Shack:
Love Shack! Baby Love Shack!
Sin:
Yeah, pretty legit.
Prezzydonk #8 - More in Van, (it) be Urine[edit | edit source]
Heeeeee once was a lad in a merry old blah blah blaaaaah hahaha i don't even know well I wish I did look it up yourself Pfffffft pfft farting A'ight?
Prezzydonk #9 - Will The Men We Cursin'[edit | edit source]
So, uh yeah, ok. This guy, this, this, this gobduck is hard to explain. Y'know? Yes, you do/not? well alright so uh yeah alright I can't tell you 3secret5me
Prezzydonk #10 Yawn, Tired[edit | edit source]
TRUE FACT ALERT
TRUE FACT ALERT
John Tyler had FIFTEEN FRICKEN CHILDREN
Ok, you can call of the alert now!
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