An Open Letter: Dear Cadbury, I think you have gone too far

JUNE 15th, 2015
ANON from VICTORIA

Dear Cadbury,
I think you have gone too far. Too far indeed. I know you insist on making chocolates in every flavour, but Vegemite chocolate?!. You have got to be joking. I mean, Vegemite tastes horrible and all anyway. But combining something so disgusting as Vegemite with something as wonderful as chocolate is kind of illogical, really.

So here's how I was first aware of this horrible thing. I was in my local supermarket when in the 'Confectionery' aisle, I was pointed towards a shelf of 'new items'. One was Vegemite chocolate. I thought, 'How disgusting! Vegemite chocolate? '. So that was surprising, and really weird. Later I saw two old ladies also noticing, stopping to look and telling each other, 'Well I'll be! Vegemite chocolate?' They had the same reaction as me.

I mean, Turkish Delight, Fruit and Nut, Honey and stuff are all nice, but Vegemite? What were you thinking?

I sign off here. Fnord.