Chocolate bananas

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Ensure the bananas are not past their sell by date or you may have to call the doctor.

“Chocolate... but NO! Dietary products! What is this evil invention?!”

Chocolate Bananas are bananas grown in Tuscany's region of Chocolate, quite different from Banana Chocolates, which are things that you buy for a cute little chimpanzee you want to do on Valentine's Day.

The taste is reportedly akin to licking a baboon's buttcheek twice daily whilst gargling with toothpaste and seventeen year old oil.

Intergalactic chocolate banana ban[edit]

After BANding together to form the galaxies interstellar BANdwith provider, The Galactic BANd of super-buddies (formed in 1111) as a response to the outbreak of BANded BANditos), they set out, BANners flying, to enforce a BAN against the tyranny of Chocolate BANanas, providing BANdillions of people with the necessary BANdage BAN BAN BANdiddy BAN BANBANBAN. (George Dubya approved)

White chocolate bananas[edit]

White chocolate bananas are also available but are much rarer due to the lack of a suitable stabiliser. Usually "white bananas" are fatal, leaving the eater unable to live.

In conclusion, do not eat chocolate bananas. If you have to, be extremely careful and sure that the product is indeed chocolate and not Nutella.

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