Angry bumblebee-eating potted plant
Mwahahaha! Now we've got the obligatory evil laugh out of the way, I'll tell you the story of the angry bumblebee-eating potted plant. It all began many years ago with a seed, which fell on the potted plant's head and made him very angry. The plant immediately turned green and muscular and scary.
Not long afterwords an innocent bumblebee buzzed along, and the plant was very angry indeed, and ate him whole in order to calm the violent emotions. It worked, and the plant also found that the bumblebee was very tasty. It vowed to eat another. But the next bumblebee took so long to eat that the plant grew frustrated, eventually becoming even angrier than it had been before it ate the first. That's it, end of story. NOW SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH AND GO TO SLEEP YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!!!