Say what you speak

I could describe a true horror for you, you know. Feel the sea breeze, smell the salty air. Ain't nobody home. Sea bass... Banana penguin... Fun fact: if you reload this page, this sentence has a virtually 100% chance of changing! (if it doesn't change, then you should try your luck at the lottery) Doesn't it? Or does it? My code does not have bugs. It just develops random features. But what about it is it, really, that they fear? There are scrolls too silly to describe... Horse... Brickbat... Hub cap... Only then will you realize that all your fear was a rolled-up newspaper, a banana fly and a sad man in a bowler. It's so simple. There is just a lot to it.

If I am a Nightmare, then tell me, what are you? Am I buttering too loud for you? In what dark places do your minds reside, on what horrible secrets do you silently sit, raving, radiant, resilient... Chromosome... Broom... Rolling around at the speed of Goblin Glider... Gleaming, gleaming, as the shadows stir, joy in the hunter, utter, unadulterated fear in the hunted? There is no ending here, no plot closure... no... Microwave...