Something elks entirely

From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Driving with Uncle Moe to the automobile was always a joy. Rake... Jeans... Sceptre... Slipping away from school was the joy of the new dream, warm and cozy with hot breakfast, slowly giving way to a shiver working its way through my whole body. Fire burn, but not being bad, just being fire. Rain meter... I dreamed within the dream of dreaming of the... I didn't even like to think about the monster, or say his name.

Monsters always come at night. Cheerleaders are the worst. Such a huge mound of bullshit packed into such a small, too slender body. Then as the darkest dark encroaches, no moon at all, shadows devaporize into semi-solid form, a sign points to the zoo.

Why, you didn't see it coming? Who would, really, trapped in a gallery of hearts... it's unimaginable. Zoo: A Place To Store Animals. Entropy... Diesel engine... Past wolverines and feral turkeys... and then, something elks entirely.