Auschwitz concentration camp

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Auschwitz concentration camp (also known for short as "Auschwitz") was a concentration camp used during the Holocaust by Germany to concentrate Jews into forced labor.

Background

It's creator, Hitler Adolf, was mentally ill and created a television show called "Bedwetting in my sleep". The show ran from 1933 to 1941, and over 800 episodes aired. Hitler eventually realized that people were making fun of him because he was bedwetter. In 1941/42, upon further realization that Jews never bedwet themselves in their sleep (due to concentration), he asked his guards to sent them to Auschwitz in order to be concentrated into forced labor instead of sleep. When the Jews were forced to work day and night, they could not concentrate whilst sleeping, and thus soiled themselves. When Hitler saw this, he ordered that all Jews who resided in Auschwitz, had to be tattooed, shaved, and forced to wear pajamas, so that they would not soil themselves whilst asleep. When it did not work, Hitler then ordered that all Jews who resised in Auschwitz would be gassed alive, but each time the Jews were forced to go to the gas chambers, they escaped to survive.

It took more than three years before all Jews were residents of Auschwitz.

Liberation

When people (outside of Germany) began realizing that all the Jews were missing, they rushed to Auschwitz, to free them rushingly. The rushing people rushingly freed the Jews on 27 January 1945, without doing much work, because they were rushing. When Hitler realized that all the Jews were freed from Auschwitz, he had a nervous collapse and then died.