Automatically funny

This article is automatically funny. This means that we don't have to even try. We don't need jokes, we don't need to include amusing anecdotes or made up quotes. We can forget the rubber chickens and random pop culture references because this article is automatically funny and does not need any such devices.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

He! He! He! He! He! He! He! He! He! He! He!

She?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLhey look mom, I think I have invented a new notation for binary code - Ls instead of 1s and Os instread of 0s. or maybe we hsould just just Cheerios?LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOOLLLOLOOLOLOLOLOOOLLLOLLOOOOLOOLOLLOLOLOL:OLLOfeel free to replace these letters with a message that actually makes sense in binarry, cause i'm just mashing the keyboardLOOLOLOOOLLLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOOOLOLLLOLOLO

I ... CAN'T >>> STOP >>>>>>> LAUGHING!!!@#!#

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Eleventey seven! That's an automatically funny number! WANKEL! That's an automatically funny....wankel! DOOPADOOPADOOPA! (sound of the train at the station)

OH YEAH! Sound of the train at the station!

SOUND OF THE TRAIN… AT THE STATION!!!!

It toots and horns, and hoots and torns!

ELEVENTY SEVEEN

I will now sing the mission impossible theme...

MIS-SION-IM-PO-SSI-BLEH!

Oh, sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM ON DRUGS! NOOOOHOHOHOHOHHO!H O!HO!HO!HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! I have a invented a newerest notational for binary glug, H instead of L and 1 Instead of ELEVENTY SEVEN!

HA! GET I?T??????? I T U AND ME! AND DUPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Still on drugs)