Axis Powers Hetalia
Axis Powers Hetalia is all out racism. That's what it is desu.
- Prussia - Wears random upper-class clothes, drinks wine, and is constantly subject to sexual harassment.
- England - Wears a tweed coat, smokes a pipe, drinks tea.
- America - Wears a baseball cap, smokes a pack of cigarettes a day, drinks whiskey and Coca-Cola (often combined).
- Canada - Wears a fur coat and a tuque, doesn't smoke, drinks beer with a nip of maple syrup, eats donuts and moose meat.
- Mexico - Wears a sombrero, drinks tequila, eats tacos.
- Ireland - Wears a big suit jacket, drinks 2 litres of beer daily, eats soda bread and smoked salmon.
- Russia - Wears a coat, believes in Communism, boring really, drinks vodka.
- France - Wears a beret, eats cheese and baguette, drinks red wine.
- China - Wears everything, makes everything, does everything.
- Japan - Wears air-conditioned jackets, eats sushi, drinks sake.
- Panda - Wears nothing, eats, shoots and leaves.
N.B. One of these is not true.
People thought that the controversial sonk was going too far, so that the Axis Powers were brought to tears by the centrifugal force. Sonk. Fnurdle. Snarf.