Stock Phrase Linguamorphism

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Stock Phrase Linguamorphism is the act of presenting a stereotypical view of foreign bastards by presenting their language in a stereotypical way based on stock phrases.

Morphised Languages[edit]

  • Arabic: AHHK! JIHAD! Ramadan. Muhammadjihad! Dirka dirka sherpa sherpa! Imam imam ahkkkk imamadan! JIHAD!
  • Afgani: AHHK! JIHAD! Ramadan. Muhammadjihad! Dirka dirka sherpa sherpa! Imam imam ahkkkk imamadan! JIHAD!
  • Persian: AHHK! JIHAD! Ramadan. Muhammadjihad! Dirka dirka sherpa sherpa! Imam imam ahkkkk imamadan! JIHAD!
  • Chechnyan: AHHK! JIHAD! Ramadan. Muhammadjihad! Dirka dirka sherpa sherpa! Imam imam ahkkkk imamadan! JIHAD!
  • Pakistani: AHHK! JIHAD! Ramadan. Muhammadjihad! Dirka dirka sherpa sherpa! Imam imam ahkkkk imamadan! JIHAD!
  • Southern English: FAKIN CUNT! Nobody likes us and we don't care! CANT! SLAEG! FAKIN SLAEG! Anybody care for some tea and scones? Oh, delight. Brittania. Rules the waves! Brittania. CUNT!
  • Northern English: T' t' t' t' t'. Goin oop t' Coronation street t' arh. Arhh. Ah. Arh. This reminds me t' broosh mh teeth. Arr, Ah loov t' Arctic Monkehs! T'! T'!
  • Hebrew: HannukahHAZLAK! K k kk, kkkkk kkkzik kk. Kik lok GHHH, h kkkk; kz'rek'bd'bd'uxzkkHH CH. Hannukahhannukah hannukah! Kh! Hazlak! Circumcision! Hannukaggh
  • Spanish: No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta. No me gusta.
  • French: Sacre bleu! Arc de triomphe sacre bleu. UNE GREVE! UNE GREVE AVEC LES CHOUX-FLEURS! ON PEUT AVOIR CA SI ON FAIT UNE GREVE! SACRE BLEU!
  • Blackanese: DAMN!! Foo', dat's whack damn!! Damn damn whack, foo'!! Rizzle fizzle damnizzle jizzle!! Foo'!! Dis da shizniz damn!!
  • Scottish: Och aye man, ah cannae feel me feet! Get me sae Whaskey or I give ye a Glasgae kiss.
  • Southern American: Weyull that's a maaighty faaine motor ye got yeself there pardner. Slip us a shot o' moonshaaaine and let's stard 'er up! YEEE-HAAAW!
  • Australian: No worries, cobber. You Poms know nothin about cricket, mate. Can you tell what it is yet?
  • Italian: Nice-a! We-a will-a have-a pasta for-a dinner! You like-a the pizza or like-a the pasta?
  • Russian: Ya, ya! Onions! Onions! Onions ya ya! Do svidaniya!
  • South African: see Australian
  • New Zealand: Ah, I lev thus. Just ginna ferm mah sheyp. I lev dah sheyp. Elso going to see thi kiwi!