BAA

Look. You're the only person here.

Look, you fool. Your travelling at a BAA airport. You're the only person here. The rest; are sheep. Oh, wait, this is the only place where you can travel to Australia?? Stop lying. In fact, you're the only being here.

WHAT?

Yes, you fool. You woke up at 1am, to see that nobody's' there. I am waiting for my dinky tinker. Wait, what's that coming. Oh, it nothing. Wait, that Colonel Sanders! Our resident Colonel.

Open For Collaboration

This article is more open than normal to anyone to edit, because the author's gone and run out of ideas. Additions to this article will most likely not be reverted. So... What are you waiting for?...