Bagel, Mozambique

Bagel is a town in Mozambique. It was there that a few schoolkids discovered the bagel. This was extraordinary because they found the bagel growing in the wild.

History

Bagel has had many important events occur, including the following:

• In 1978, Bagel was invaded by clones of E.T.
• In the 80s a interspecies marriage between a moogle & a acara enshured.
• The first ever Wikimania was held there, in 28. All of the attendants where Roman.
• In 1990, You killed 23 people in a spree shooting because You didn't get Your own way.
• In 2012, Bagel hosted the Eleventieth Quadrilympic Games, where quadriplegic athletes compete in Olympic events.

Famous Bagelians

• Robert A. Mubotu, the first man ever to eat a cheese sandwich while walking backwards was born in Bagel in 1932. While he moved away at a young age, he traveled back to the town of his birth in order to accomplish the feat that made him an immortal figure in Mozambique and the cheese-loving world over.
• Inventor of the laser typewriter Solomon Wilcots lived in Bagel for most of his life. He invented the laser typewriter in 2018 as he was convinced that at some point, computers would go out of style, and users would choose to go back to the more reliable option of a typewriter.
• Penelope Jenkins, the woman who holds the record for most children birthed, lived her entire life in Bagel. For all of her fertile years, she was referred to as the "town bicycle," which was ironic, because for most of her life, she was too heavily pregnant to ever actually ride a bicycle. She ended up giving birth to 73 children, all of whom lived in Bagel. At one point, the majority of the city's legislative body was made up on children of Penelope Jenkins.

Bagel in Popular Culture

See Also

• Bagel
• IllogiBooks:The Anatomy of a Bagel