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If you were looking for Bagel, Mozambique, it has sadly frobnicated.

A bagel is an orange potato that lives in the forest if water is present at the time. If it is carved it looks like a baby seal.


Origin of the bagel[edit]

Bagels were found by accident by a group of schoolboys travelling from Bed, Ohio to Bagel, Mozambique. They found the bagel under a cheese shop in Bagel. They named the bagel after the town.

The schoolboys later took the bagel they found to school, and started selling powder of it in bags.

Why do people create pie?[edit]

Unknown potatoes were indicated in that question asked above! In Soviet Russia, chocolate eats you!! Now internet explorer will die. Booohoo. No for big macs from Utah!

Hey look the air is walking. Now in order to Netscape the cheese we must kill solid crumbs. Please follow the Bagelman into the basement in order to eat the remaining fish. This is done to 7 the log out and the the will be pleased with the increase of Africas.

Now what you must understand is that bagels are registered members of the fish alliance. They keep this secret and in fact will kill me for mentioning it.