Battle Of Shmunguss Hill

On the 5th of may, 1924, after countless attempts for peace in the Rancid Milk War, Meesus launched the first offensive. A batallion of 15,000 armed soldiers stormed the Shmaoist encampment in North-South Dakota and began the battle. The Battle of Shmunguss Hill (as it was later dubbed) was one of the most brutal conflicts in history. No prisoners survived, all were gutted and hung on spikes instantly. Eventually a standstill occured when the great Shmungus Hill fell, providing cover for the Shmaoists to flee.