Bedlam

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"This is bedlam!" said the sad it. "Even the line breaks don't make sense!"
"OH MY GOD!" said one, "Even the line breaks don't make















sense?"

Then the it was[edit]

Because the[edit]

Cream of wheat![edit]

Now that's what I call WO;EIHRPQOpy!

I used to make really good nonsense[edit]

It had literary value. Really. Only now I make this shat instead because people think it's more nonsensicle. Gosh darn sellout crowd.

Small screen disorder (QV€)[edit]

NOTICE TO ALL RESIDENTS IN THE STATE OF MATTER: People, in life, in general, are at risk for--

*bang*

"What was that for?"

"You made a bad pun!"

"No, I didn't!"

"Yes, you did! You said, State of Matter!"

"Oh, I meant Mind. Mind over matter, you know."

"There! You did it again! Twice! Ish."

"Well, that doesn't mean you have to shoot me..."

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?"

"No. This is bedlam!"

Bedlam![edit]

=Bedlam!=[edit]

EQUALS BEDLAM!

Bedlam![edit]

Bedlam![edit]

Bedlam![edit]

Bedlam![edit]

Whoa, it's dark in here...[edit]

WHOA! NOW IT'S REALLY BRIGHT![edit]

Now it's dark again...[edit]

NOW IT'S BIOLUMINESCENT![edit]

The heading to head all headings[edit]

Air is a drug. You know you can't stop breathing it.

I can![edit]

*choke**croak**smoke*

Yo[edit]

My name is Alexander Pantomime. I was born in two places, on opposite sides of the world. I died in one place, but it was also on opposite sides of the world, which is why I'm angry at each other.

A bedtime story[edit]

Once there was a small particle of dead fish. It floated through infinite space and time, in its eternal quest to become a hot dog vendor. Then it went burping off to sea and lived happily ever sad.