Bedlam
"This is bedlam!" said the sad it. "Even the line breaks don't make sense!"
"OH MY GOD!" said one, "Even the line breaks don't make
sense?"
Then the it was[edit | edit source]
Because the[edit | edit source]
Cream of wheat![edit | edit source]
Now that's what I call WO;EIHRPQOpy!
I used to make really good nonsense[edit | edit source]
It had literary value. Really. Only now I make this shat instead because people think it's more nonsensicle. Gosh darn sellout crowd.
Small screen disorder (QV€)[edit | edit source]
NOTICE TO ALL RESIDENTS IN THE STATE OF MATTER: People, in life, in general, are at risk for--
*bang*
"What was that for?"
"You made a bad pun!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Yes, you did! You said, State of Matter!"
"Oh, I meant Mind. Mind over matter, you know."
"There! You did it again! Twice! Ish."
"Well, that doesn't mean you have to shoot me..."
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
"No. This is bedlam!"
Bedlam![edit | edit source]
=Bedlam!=[edit | edit source]
EQUALS BEDLAM!
Bedlam![edit | edit source]
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Whoa, it's dark in here...[edit | edit source]
WHOA! NOW IT'S REALLY BRIGHT![edit | edit source]
Now it's dark again...[edit | edit source]
NOW IT'S BIOLUMINESCENT![edit | edit source]
The heading to head all headings[edit | edit source]
Air is a drug. You know you can't stop breathing it.
I can![edit | edit source]
*choke**croak**smoke*
Yo[edit | edit source]
My name is Alexander Pantomime. I was born in two places, on opposite sides of the world. I died in one place, but it was also on opposite sides of the world, which is why I'm angry at each other.
A bedtime story[edit | edit source]
Once there was a small particle of dead fish. It floated through infinite space and time, in its eternal quest to become a hot dog vendor. Then it went burping off to sea and lived happily ever sad.