Birdman

Here, is a specimen of a common Birdman. It's large- SQUAWK. HELP IT'S EATING ME!!!!!!!!!!

The Birdman wants to eat you, as well as pound your head in with a gavel. Hee hee.

Sometimes, they try to eat you, and sometimes they don't. Unless of course, they have already eaten you, that is.

The Birdman has a gavel, he uses it to brush his teeth, it is made out of ponies, form that show kids watch. I think it was called, My Littler Pony Is Littler Than You. Or well, something like that.

Anyway

Anyway, one day, I saw him, giving candies to kids, he looked so peaceful. I asked for a lollipop, and he swallowed me whole. I don noe why he do that to me, but he do that to me. Yarrrr.

So I like

So I like, cut his stomach and escaped... Yay me! But then he ate me again and I escaped, and I got eaten again but I couldn't escape cause my knife like, ran out of battery.

So I then

So I then bought batteries using my laptop and connecting to E-Bay, I bought batteries, but they never came cause they couldn't find me, until I told them I was in this guy, so they ripped his stomach and gave me the batteries, and I like fixed my solar powered knife, and then I remembered it was solar powered, and cried, and then almost drowned in his stomach but I cut his stomach, but then I remembered it was already ripped by those E-bay guys, so I like got out.

But THEN!

But then he ate me again, and I got really sick of doing the same old thing again, I killed him.

And

And I went to jail. The end.

Fun story, eh?

I tell it to all my kids, and they say When I grow up, I want to be a murderer like daddy!