Biscuit Walk Domain

Biscuit Walk Domain, or in other names, such as 'BW:D is the 5th game in the Biscuit Walk franchise created in 2009. It's first game goes all the way back to an Adobe Flash game released in 1999. Chapter 1 is the Adobe Game There is a copy called "Cookie Run: Kingdom" is a game which was created in 2021. In 2012, Devsisters was sued by GodBrothers for stealing their idea of Biscuit walk, with a shitty main character named GingerBrave.

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Franchise History

Biscuit Walk Domain is a game created in 2020 was created by GodBrothers. Its history goes all the way back to 1999, when GodBrothers created BiscuitWalk on 23'rd Ocktodest 1999. It was a Flash game when a biscuit named OnionStupid escaped from the Wizards.

Lore

OnionStupid was -born- baked on 8'th Farbleum 1901 A.D. She had a friend named OnionDark who escaped 3 months later in 25'th Jeremy 2000.

Chapter I, The wake up

OnionStupid was the most stupid -cookie- biscuit. She had an IQ of 104 (Note the average IQ of biscuits is 200) but she could understand basic things. OnionDark is a biscuit who is OnionStupid's Grandson (don't ask how he was born or what happened to his mom) and OnionStupid and OnionDark stayed together escaping the Wizard and into his Anus. (I don't know how the fuck they got into his Anus) Anyway by Yoon 2000, they got into his digestive tract meeting MentallySane Biscuit who escaped in Jeremy 1998 but ended up in the Wizard's Mouth then into his Digestive Tract.

Chapter II, The Anus

MentallySane Biscuit created a house by taking food in the tract and making a house (BLEH!) MentallySane has an IQ of 243 which means he has a slightly above average IQ. By Oktodest 2000 they were in his Esophagus (wait what the fuck is this script correct?) OnionStupid told about her days when Rani Victoria was near dying 'way. While OnionStupid was talking, she never noticed a piece of gum, and almost slipped but luckily, her nephew and MentallySane Biscuit helped her up. (wait what? Biscuit genealogy is so messy that OnionDark is somehow both her grandson and her nephew, don't ask how).

Chapter III, The Digective Tract and Teeth

By Jeremy 2001, they reached the Wizard's teeth. OnionStupid had an IQ of 151. She understood quantum physics and Newton's 3'rd Law. Now strong Biscuits have a force of 241 lbs. Actually all biscuits have a force of 241 lbs. So if there were three biscuits, their force can be upto 723 lbs. On the 100th anniversary of OnionStupid's baking, the trio reached the final gate: The Molars of Misery. By Farbleum 2001, They had enough force to break the Wizard's teeth and escaped.

Chapter IV, The BlueBerry Bush

Hooray! They ran and ran. When they reached the door of the Wizard's house, they escaped. When they reached his Blueberry Bush in Arply 2001. They met a biscuit named Blueberry Biscuit. Blueberry Biscuit is a biscuit who was born in Arply 1997. He was the brightest cookie who escaped via the Wizard's 'outer exit' Blueberry Cookie is a very naturalist cookie who is an expert in hunting Biscuit Goats and eating their ripe and fleshy meat.

Chapter V, Episode I, The Quartet escapes to the Vanilla Kingdom

WARNING: THIS WILL BE THE NUTTIEST OF THE NUTTIEST OF ALL THE NUTTY STORIES! Somwhere around the Vanilla Kingdom, There was a Biscuit-turned-Cookie named Pure Vanilla Cookie. He was the holiest of all holy people. He woke up from his injury on 25'th Ditzimber 2025. The quartet had now entered the gates of the Vanilla Kingdom. Now! back to Pure Vanilla Cookie. The creme nurse asked him, "Thou Majesty, are your nutty balls fine?" Pure Vanilla Cookie then asked, "Where am I?" He then slowly realized what the nurse asked and said, "STOP TALKING ABOUT MY NUTTIES YOU BUFFOON! I JUST HAD A FUCKING CONCUSSION. Although, my balls are bigger and nuttier, WHICH IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!" When OnionStupid and her trio were walking through the Vanilla Kingdom when the saw a museum, which was titled, "The history of the Vanilla Kingdom" When they entered, they saw a statue of Pure Vanilla Cookie and big balls and a long damn phallus. OnionStupid, now OnionStrong saw the statue and said, "Dearest me, those testicles are quite big!" Blueberry Biscuit said, "I-I think that's Pure Vanilla Cookie!" The rest three said, "Huh? who is that 'Pure Vanilla Cookie' and why does he have big nutty balls?" Blueberry Biscuit replied, "Ugh, let's explore the museum!" When they were walking, they saw something shocking and nutting. They saw a 200 km long Phallus Statue and they all said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT!" and with the Phallus, there were 2 balls that had a volume of 125 km³. The quartet did not acknowledge it. Beside the statue, there was a sign that said, "Please do not fuck the statue, you will not get pregnant from that!"

Pure Vanilla Cookie in his hospital bed, wondering why his nuts are so big after 2,000 years.

Chapter V, Episode II, The Hospital

WARNING: NUTS WILL BE MORE COMMON!

While OnionStrong and her friends were walking, they saw a mural about how the Vanilla Kingdom was founded in 9100 B.C.E. (note that Pure Vanilla Cookie was born in 9180 B.C.E) The mural wrote, 'Our honourable kingdom was founded by the nuttiest and the nuttiest of the nuttiest Majesty of all! Pure Vanilla was 80 years old and has smaller and less nuttier balls. He had something called a Soul Jam which made him stop aging physically and mentally. That means while he was 80 years old, he looked like he was 35 years old. He remained pure by heart as he was cheerful and remains cheerful. He had the lifelong dream to build a kingdom, so he took out his phallus and mated with 50 women biscuits and got 100 children biscuits." The quartet was **traumatized** after reading that and a picture below the mural showed Pure Vanilla Cookie mating a Female Biscuit. They went outside to the Newspaper stall to get a newspaper to read (who the fuck reads newspapers??) Anyway they got a newspaper for 5 Pure Vanilla Coins. When they read the newspaper, they saw an article, "PURE VANILLA COOKIE GETS BETTER". They asked a Vanilla Citizen what does it mean, he said, "Around 2,000 years ago, Pure Vanilla Cookie was flying with his large wings and big phallus with nads. He just crashed on a fucking nutty rock. Before falling unconscious, Pure VanillaCookie said, "My nutty nuts....", So, yes! that's what happened and yesterday, his Nutty health signs became better." They walked to the Hospital named "Most Rev. Pure Vanilla Cookie's Crashed Nutty Hospital" When OnionStrong and her three friends entered the hospital, they asked the Creme Nutty Nurse if they can see Pure Vanilla Cookie, the nurse let them 2 km up (yes it's that tall) by a Nutty Lift that goes 120 km/h They arrived to Room 2000 and opened the door and the Creme Nurse left the room. A Cookie who had big nutty buttie nutts was lying on the nutty hospital bed. A 40 year old Cookie was surrounded by beeping machines. He squeezed his eyes open and asked, "What year is it now?" The quartet replied, "31'st Ditzimber 2025. Why are your nuts big?"

Chapter VI, The journey of the Vanilla Kingdom

Pure Vanilla Cookie got up in surprise and said, "WAIT, WHAT? 2000 YEARS??? I WAS GONE FOR 2000 YEARS?" His wings raised and surrounded him and he said, "Oh, my wings, they're working. *slow clap* Oh wait, even my slow wing clap mechanism is there. *checks nuts* Oh my nuts are there, I hate it, What happened to my children?" MentallySane Biscuit said, "We met a fellow, he has your big balls and your bulge, says he's you're his 13'th grandfather, actually every citizen is now your descendant." Pure Vanilla Cookie said, "They forced me to do it. my nuts, AAH! they're paining!" *Pure Vanilla Cookie slowly gets up* He said, "I think let us go out now." MentallySane Biscuit said, "WAAAIT! Don't. There will be paparzzi biscuits!" Pure Vanilla, flapping his wings, replied "They're my children where the males have big nuts, lets see!" MentallySane Biscuit checked the one-side nutty window, and there was no one. "Phew!" uttered OnionDark. Pure Vanilla Cookie said, "Let us go out and see my children once I get out of this 'Hospital' place!" The Quintet opened the door, obviously (fucking) there was NO ONE. VOH! The leader with common sense, OnionStrong, her nephew and grandson (incests), OnionDark, The duo brightest, and big nutty, Pure Vanilla Cookie and MentallySane Biscuit. OnionStrong said to Pure Vanilla Cookie, "Most Reverend Pure Vanilla Cookie, It is no longer the small kingdom you built, but a large territory of 180,000 km2, not the 60,000 km2 anymore. Say, why do you have such big nutty Balls?" "Genetics, *scoff* genetics. My father had big balls and my mother was so stupid to fall in love and they had me." "Very......Intresting" replied OnionStrong. "NOW! Let me test my flying. *flaps wings and successfullly hovering* YES! IT'S WORKING!" said a very excited Pure Vanilla Cookie. The lucky quintet called the lift and went down. They exited the lift. When they opened the nutty doors of the hospital named after the now-awoken Pure Vanilla Cookie. After the quintet went out, they saw no one. When suddenly, a Creme Biscuit was walking and saw Pure Vanilla Cookie and quietly said, "You're back from your coma? I will call a Nutty Creme Ball Chariot." Pure Vanila Cookie quietly replied, " Hello there! Yes, it is me, Most Reverend, Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie." The Creme Biscuit said, "My name is Caramel-Vanilla Biscuit, an 11'th descendant of yours! Pleased to meet you." After 10 minutes, the Nutty Creme Ball Chariot arrived. They picked up the lucky quintet and went to the Pure Vanilla Castle. Caramel Vanilla Biscuit said to Pure Vanilla Cookie, "This is your Castle, still inhabited by your direct descendants, being Custard Cream Cookie III the King and Kouign Amann Cookie IV as Queen." The quintet left and Pure Vanilla Cookie started flying to the top of his castle, a Phallus Statue, 2,000 km tall. Now Pure Vanilla Cookie can fly at 20,000 km/h. So by 20 minutes, he arrived on the very top of his castle. he entered by the top entrance, meanwhile the quartet went inside the Castle. Pure Vanilla Cookie met his 9'th Descendant, Custard Cream Cookie III. He was surprised to see his 9'th Ancestor and he gave a warm handshake (which was not nutty) to Pure Vanilla Cookie. Custard Cookie asked Pure Vanilla, "Grandfather, are you in love with White Lily Cookie?" Pure Vanilla said, "Yes, I love her and she loves me, she is very much longing for me to come. I have to go on a journey to meet her. Farewell, Grandson!"

Chapter VII , the travel to White Lily Cookie's palace

At 11:55 P.M., The lucky quintet were waiting for New Year's. Minute by minute, they saw that fireworks were being prepared. At 12:00 a.m., The fireworks started bursting for a jolly minute. Pure Vanilla Cookie, with tears in his eyes said, "I hope that White Lily knows that I am coming for her." The lucky quintet started for their journey. Pure Vanilla Cookie gave the four cookies who couldn't fly some flying dust and said, "Here you go, eat and pass it to everyone, we have a nutty journey to do." One by one, (like how John and Micheal from Peter Pan started to fly!) The cookie and biscuits started flying, "You will go at a total of 12,500 km/h, my dear biscuits" The lucky quintet started flying and headed north at full speed! OnionDark screamed, "OHH NO WHAT THE NUTTY FUCK IS GOING ON! WHY AM I FLYING AT A WHOPPING 12,500 km/h????" "Back in my day, I was a science freak who wanted to make magic dust, my dear boy! Do you know how I got thise wings?" replied and asked Pure Vanilla Cookie. OnionDark replied, "YES, PLEASE- AAAAAAAH!" "Well I mixed Vanilla and Large Wings I found and more mixing and so I jumped in, waited and came out with wings, ignore my heterochromia. Science is very intresting, my dear boy!" replied a very Joyful Pure Vanilla Cookie while flapping his wings, flying at 12,500 km/h to match everyone's speed. After 8 hours, OnionDark asked, "Why is everyone not getting sleepy?" Pure Vanilla said, "I mixed about 2 and a half kgs of Caffeine, my dear boy! It will not kill you." Suddenly, the Cookie and Biscuits saw a Light of True Freedom and a garden with White Lillies.

Pure Vanilla Cookie and White Lily Cookie in 100 B.C.E

Chapter VIII, The Arrival to White Lily Cookie's palace

Pure Vanilla said, "I remember the Blue Jester", reference to Light Water Biscuit and Biscuit Walk Zero "Now everyone, don't panic. Since we're near, I can reduce everyone's nutty speed to 650 km/h." An Excited Pure Vanilla uttered. The speed slowly reduced to 500 km/h, then 300, then 100, then 50 and landed at the gates of the White Lily's Palace. Suddenly, a confused OnionStrong asked, "Why is there cream falling from your cloth? *takes mystery liquid and sips it* AAH! THAT'S NOT CREAM, THATS-TH-THAT'S HIS PHALLUS CREME, HAHAHA!" An Embarressed Pure Vanilla Cookie replied, "Heh, hehe, it happens when I talk about someone or when I miss someone I love dearly." The lucky quintet started laughing, and Pure Vanilla Cookie said, "Forgive me for the mess I made". Suddenly, There was someone's cookie soul and water mixed to form Water Soul Biscuit, he introduced himself, saying, "Hello there! My name is Water Soul Biscuit. I come from Water, Soul, Some Cookie's Strange Cream and last but not the least, Dough!" It was no longer a quintet but a sextet! The doors of the White Lily Palace opened and there was a White Lily Guard. He asked, "White Lily Cookie is waiting for you. You may enter". Pure Vanilla Cookie replied, "Thank you for letting us in!" The sextet entered, surprised to see a long flight of stairs. They started walking up and up. After a few minutes, they reached White Lily Cookie's room. Pure Vanilla Cookie opened the door, and saw the same White Lily Cookie from 2,000 years ago. When Pure Vanilla Cookie saw her, creme fell from his cloth and almost was on the verge of crying. When White Lily Cookie saw him, she came near him and said, "Pure Vanilla Cookie, *gasp* is that you?" She almost immediately burst into tears and hugging Pure Vanilla Cookie. The two lovey-dovey cookies were hugging each other, crying, not from sadness but from joy.

Chapter IX, The Reunion

When the two lovebirds reunited, the quintet were very emotional. After a few minutes, they introduced themselves. White Lily Cookie was very happy to meet new friends. When Water Soul Biscuit introduced himself as Pure Vanilla Cookie's son, Pure Vanilla said, "Wait! I can explain this. If you look down on me, you will see some creme coming from my cloth. While I was outside near a White Lily Pond, I accidentally creme'd and magically, soul, water and my creme and dough made him. He also looks like me. Very Intresting clone of myself!" White Lily Cookie asked, "Why were you gone?" "I was flying back home, after I last met you, but I crashed into a nutty creme wall so hard while flying that I got into a coma, my dear!" White Lily Cookie asked, "Who commanded you to do that?" Pure Vanilla replied with, "No one. I only wanted to take a fly." while his heart and wings were fluttering like a butterfly. "Oh no! did the doctors do their best to treat you?" Asked a surprised White Lily Cookie. Just then, a White Lily Guard came and said, "This telegram is meant for Most Reverend Pure Vanilla Cookie and Her Majesty White Lily Cookie."

Chapter X, The telegram

The two lovers took the telegram, holding hands. Pure Vanilla Cookie, astonished his name was used, even after 2000 years, said in his mind, "They still refer to me as Most Reverend?" Anyway the awakened White Lily Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie and the winter read the telegram. It read, "Has it really happened? Pure Vanilla Cookie has awoken? Please reach coordinates mentioned at back of paper. STOP Arrive on 2nd Jeremy 2026. STOP" The paper, made of nuts further read that Some Cookie named 'Dark Cacao Cookie' had invited them to his kingdom on 2nd Jeremy 2026. "Dark Cacao Cookie is inviting us to a grand celebration? The last I heard from him was abot 6,800 years ago. Then he had to go to Beast-Yeast to attack Mystic Flour Cookie in 4825 B.C.E. Thankfully he came back to the snowy kingdom safely!" Said an excited White Lily Cookie.

Chapters XI, XII, XIII, XIV AND XV tomorrow!