Bjork
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“BUHZJHOOOOOOORK!”
“No, it's BUHYOOOOORK!”
“ÏT'S ÖH SÖ QÜÏËT... TÖÖ QÜÏËT”
BJÖRK!![edit | edit source]
ÜMLÄÜT ÏNVÄSÏÖN[edit | edit source]
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ! ÖÄËÏŸÖÄŸËÜÖÏÖÄËÏŸÖÄŸËÜÖÏÖÄËÏŸÖÄŸËÜÖÏ! NÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
“ÖÏ ÖÏ ÖÏ!”
Music[edit | edit source]
Bumbumbummmm.
Oh, wait, that's not music. Er...
BUMBUMBUMMMM.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMM, D-TSHstdtdu. MMMMMMMM DAAH. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMM, D-TSHstdtdu. MMMMMMMM DAAH. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMM, D-TSHstdtdu. MMMMMMMM DAAH. DSUIU!.. DS, SH; SH; SH; SH. *train track sounds* dsuiu... KN. dsss... KNDSH DTST, DSUIU KNDSH DTST, DSUIU KNDSH DTST, KNDSH DTST! M HM HM... MHM HMM... ... M HM HM... MHM HMM... ... DOKAKA!.. dsuiu... dssss...
Fake Bjork lyrics[edit | edit source]
Wrestled in ideal
And threw it in a box
I'm sort of maybe hustled
And hustle and bustle yeah
I live in a city
And wear it on my skin
It's shiny and pretty
It knows where I've been
You give up too easily
So you can suffer alone
The stars are all teasing me
They're laughing...laughing
I live in a little city
It's shiny and pretty
Wake up! Wake up!
I shouldn't be alone
Wake up! Wake up!
You are here too
I'm jumping out of boxes
I'm surprising your foxes...
REAL Bjork lyrics[edit | edit source]
Ohhh yess... We are... Touching... Our FINGEHRS! TO-ooh-OOH-ooh-Gethor!
I want my fingers. tooo beeee the master of Dee-sgui-seess!
Ooh ohh aah ahh ee ee oh oh ah ah.....
EEEEEEEEE! My bod-y is Full of Sur-prise-es
LIKE FINGERS! OhhhhOHHHH! un bieathafter-care! Ohhh My fingers!
Like human love! Like my fingers love- YOUuuuuu... My fingers-ooh-oooh...
I am sweating! Perrrrrsper-ate-ing! CoOoOoOndensating! Droplets! On my... Skiiiinnnnnn...
Alien Invasion[edit | edit source]
EVERYONE HIDE!
Bjork is coming.
Morse Code[edit | edit source]
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP.
Oven[edit | edit source]
“Sometimes, I throw nickels in the Oven, and it's music!!!”