Black and White Female Pygmy Goat With Horns

WANTED: Black and White Female Pygmy Goat With Horns. I was recently introduced to a herd of 5 million of them, but none of them were my Black and White Female Pygmy Goat With Horns.

“None of these goats are mine. — How do you you know? — Mine was trained to eat grass. — They're all eating grass! — Yes, but mine was trained.”

~ Me and a Farmer discussing why none of them were my Black and White Female Pygmy Goat With Horns.