Goat

Not to be confused with Sheep.

Ceci n'est pas une chèvre. YES INDEED.

“Goats are like groats but with less Rs.”

~ Some dude on the street corner on muffins

...what the heck are groats? Who came up with that word? I mean, come on, you'd have to have at least a +7 Illogicness bonus feat to come up with that.

And while we're on that subject, what are goats? Are they ratchets and clanks? Man, those silly clanks. Gotta love them. Bla

BBBBBBBBB guns are often carried by goats.

Goat E

Goat E is the furry dude with the robot arms that likes to clean up human feces. He gets lonely sometimes, so I give him a chip. Level 3i locked! Disturb if eating internet posts.

See also

• Goat Rope
• Goat fluffer?
• RationalWiki
• Goat Satnav
• Goat Simulator
• Ung! Goat

• Goatian Gallery
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  A man enjoying his goat to its fullest potential.

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  A goat, awaiting sodomy at the hands of a drunken leprachaun.

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  The elusive Goat Fluffer.