Bleep blop bloop bleep

AAARRRRRR!!!

“Damn, this things slow!”

~ Captain Obvious

Bleep blop bloop bleep. Yes, that's right, you have a slow connection. The monsters are coming for you, MP3's will be downloaded overnight and Bill Clinton will need to upgrade the wires he put in; unfortunately he's too busy with his intern.

“I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN”

~ Bill Clinton

Whatever you say, whatever you say...

You also won't be able to phone your Grandma. Dammit.

You are going to have to go back again and change these bloody wires. But unfortunately, you're too busy with your own wire. You stupid idiot.

ITS A REVOLUTION

Broadband is here! Really fast!

Depending on distance from telephone exchange.

And then God said, let there be light.

So fibre-optic broadband was born.

See also

• Dialup

• Bill Clinton