Blood Potato

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Beware of those pesky blood eggs, those with a blood spot in them

One day a man found a potato. He picked it up and it started bleeding. He threw it down in disgust. The potato started to bleed again and the man screamed. The police came and arrested him. He thought, "At least I'm safe from the Blood Potato." Then Potato came in and killed him.