Bob Ross

“J'adore ses petits arbres heureux”

~ André Breton

Bob

Ross

Was

A

Painter

Of

Many

Subjects.

He

Mostly

Painted

Trees

But

Sometimes

He

Painted

Other

Things.

Often,

People

Watched

His

Show

On

Television.

I

Forget

What

The

Show

Was

Called,

But

In

The

Show

He

Painted.

The

Show

Is

Now

No

Longer

In

Existance.

It

Was

Deleted

To

Make

Room

For

Some

Other

Show.

I

Wonder

Where

Bob

Is

Now.

Maybe

He

Does

A

Wiki-editing

Version

Of

His

Show.

"I'll

Make

Some

Happy'

Little

Brackets

Now

So

The

Happy

Little

Wikilinks

Are

Properly

Formatted."

Happy little wikilinks.

What a strange thought.

If

I

Was

A

Wikilink

I'd

Be

Indignant

I suppose.

I'd get jealous of the commas.

Anyway,

Bob

Bross

Also

Made

Mighty

Fine

Pizzas.

They

Were

The

Only

Angry

Things

He

Ever

Made.

It's

Impossible

To

Bake

Happy

Pepperoni.

And

Don't

Even

Get

Me

Started

On

The

Olives.