Bohemian Jellybean

Bohemian Jellybean is a song, created by rock band sensation Bean. It is, well, you'll see.

The pop sensation, Bean

Lyrics - sung to the tune of, well, you know

IS THIS SURREAL SIGHT
PART OF MY CAT'S DISEASE
COUGHING UP LAMPSHADES
AND PENNIES AND SAND AND FLEAS
Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

I'm just not for soy
Tofu, it makes me sneeze
Because it's queasy come
Queasy go
Blibble blah
Such tacos
Doesn't matter, Quizno's
Doesn't really matter to me
Too meeeeeeeee

Llamaaaa
Just taxed a man
Said "Bruh, it is tax day,
100 dollars you must pay
He was gonna buy donuts
BUT NOW YOU'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAYYYYYYYYYYY

LLAMA!!!!!! OOOH OOH!!

YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO POKE MY EYE

IF I'M STILL MISSING MY RIGHT EYEBROW TOMORROW CARRY ON, CARRY ON...

Doesn't really matter.

Too late, My time has come
Mix coconut and lime
And I ate it, was sublime
Would lie, but I bought it
At Costco!

I WOULD BUY IT AT BEST BUY, TO TELL THE TRUTH!!!

LLAMA!!!!!! OOOH OOH!!

I DISLIKE BEST BUY, I DISLIKE IT SLIGHTLY MORE THAN YOU!!!!!!

~Air guitar solo~

I see a little billboard of a llama
With my shoes, with my shoes, would you take your hooves off them

OMG THEY'RE TIGHTENING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

Are they made of
Are they made of
Are they made of
Are they made of
Are they made of
Are they made of
Are they made of
Guacamole!

Whackymoooooooole.

I'm allergic to soy, nobody loves me
HE'S ALLERGIC TO SOY, GIVE HIM GUACAMOLE
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE, WITH SOME GUACAMOLE

Queasy come, queasy go, will you let me go

Dakota NORTH! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Let me go!

Dakota NORTH! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Let me go!

Dakota NORTH! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Let me go!

Will North Dakota - LET ME GO
Never let you go - LET ME GO
North Dakoooo
North, north, north, north, north, north, north
Oh, Guacamole, guacamole, guacamole let me go
Spookytubesock has a devil put aside for me
FOR MEEEEE

FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

~Another Air guitar solo~

SO YOU MINKS, YOU CAN STOP ME AND SPIT IN MY EEEEYE!

SO YOU CHICKENS, YOU TRY TO KENTUCKY FRIEEEEEED!

Can't do this, babies, something, get out of here, something about badgers, something, something.

Afternotes

This entire song was created in a single conversation at a Chipotle. It won 3 awards at the Kentucky Fried Chicken Musical Awards. Other than that, it is almost entirely unknown to the public. Until now.