Broker

A broker is a guy who likes to drink carrots. Brokers were mostly repeated in Pokemonsucksland, where Tom Hardy was cloned.

Guy 1: Hey broker, what is your favourite colour?

Broker: Bort, I AM A CHING WITH A SPERAD!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: AAAAA!

Guy 2: I BELIEVE IN ALIEN DEATH!!!

GUY 3: I AM IN CAPS

gal: i am dead but smol :*****)

Results of the broker monastery table counter side washing competition in 554 ADFI-GHBnNMB

Participants	Tom Hardy	Sir David Attackonbruh	Neckinon Abote	Dumdum Sourde	Eileč Puopei	Leige Maure	Overall*
Round 1	15	7	5	8	30	13	78
Round 2	17	8	0	8	29	23	85
Finale (Round 3)	23	32	9	8	31	10	113
Totals	55	47	14	24	90	46	276

*Overall means overall score, not a participant.

Is it not yam-like enough? Well, go shoot a banana cage into your toe's eye.

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Trivia

The name broker comes from the old Sasecesian word "broukar", meaning "participant".

Of course, it could also come from the word "broka", meaning "work" in Siltecisian.

The first broker was found in Skyrimgood, where people would say "Bazookas" to him/her.