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God

~ Nietzsche

“This article sucks!”

~ Some dead goat on you

“It died.”

~ Someone dead serious on the goat

“Gross.”

~ Bystander

If you're dead, why are you reading this?... Don't you know anything? Dead people don't read.

I'm deadity deadity deadity dead.

Death is a funny word. Dead is much better.

REVENGE! REVENGE! REVENGE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

Dead is what Chuck Norris will do to you- wait what?

I'm not dead, I'm only sleeping.

I'm not dead either (other guy)"LOOK OUT!" What is it what do you-OMIGO-[he died] (P.S. he's dead)

you should um...leave now...


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