Brussels

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Oooops! Did you mean chocolat?

“Brussel?”

~ Flemming on Brussels

“Bruxelles?”

~ Walloon on Brussels

“Brüssel?”

~ German speaking Belgian on Brussels

“Oh, erm... really obvious.”

~ Captain Obvious on the quotes above

Brussels, the city known for urinating kids and Japanese illegals. It was part of Wikia for a time ago, but went independent in 2007 and became part of the EU later that year. The people seem having a stubborn personality, because they always speak two different languages in their conversations, just to annoy the other one.

This is why hundreds of farmers drove tractors into the Belgium capital this month, blocking streets and setting containers ablaze. The protesters threw smoke bombs and potatoes as shit as many firecrackers bombed by many crazy people, in fact, it is the worst city that farmers can protest.