Butterfinger
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Butterfinger is the name of a police force dedicated to protecting all that is food-related. They are a group of twelve chocolate bars dedicated to catching candy criminals.
Cases[edit | edit source]
For unknown reasons, there was a massive spike in cases around 2018. Some speculate it was because of a secret criminal organization, but most of the evidence of this spike can be pinpointed to the Sour Patch Kids. Though the Sour Patch Kids have always tried to steal the mighty banana of Illogicopedia, their efforts ended in failure, and it can all be traced back to the Butterfinger industry.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Contrary to popular belief, no members of the Butterfinger industry have buttery fingers.
- There were no crimes documented by the Butterfinger industry in 1984. That's because the Butterfinger industry did not exist in 1984.