CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE A CERTIFIED WINNER OF OUR 2010 PROMOTIONS
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- Note that the following text can cause internal injuries all over your body while reading it.
“This is spam!”
“Even worse! This is scam!”
“OMG! We've always said that they are untrustable!”
“I have never had relationships with that woman!”
“Yeah! We have a winner...”
CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE A CERTIFIED WINNER OF OUR 2010 PROMOTIONS We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held on 31st December, 2009 PEPSI Company Worldwide Promotion, your email was among the 9 Lucky winners who won £250.000.00POUNDS each on the PEPSI Company. However the results were released on 4th January, 2010 and your email was attached to ticket number (PSPPR2009) and ballot number (BN:225182008/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.
- Let's take a look closer on this. Everyone want to have £250,000, right? But 8 other "winners" are selected too. We don't care about about these other "winners", certainly some nolifers. So why not just kill them? You can get 2 million extra!!! Think about it!
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 290,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.
- Random? w00000000000t! We never heard of TOPAZ. Tappas, yes! Tappas's are jummie :P
- Lottery? We didn't hear of any lottery? Euromillions maybe. However, nobody makes a chance in that lottery.
- PS: Why is "Licensed" with a capital letter? Sensitize with "z"? Wasn't this supposed to be a Brittish email? We don't trust you anymore...
In other to claim your £250,000.00POUNDS prize winning, which has been deposited in a designated bank. However,you will have to fill the form below and send it to the Promotion manager of The PEPSI Company for verification and then you will be directed to the bank where a cheque of £250,000.00POUNDS has already been deposited in your favour.
- £250,000.00POUNDS?? £ and POUNDS??? Pleonastic, isn't it?
NAME:...................................... AGE:...................................... SEX:....................................... ADDRESS:............................... EMAIL:.................................... TEL:.................................. MOBILE PHONE:................... OCCUPATION:.......................... COMPANY:............................ COUNTRY:................................
- Name and age? Illogicopedia, almost 4 years now.
- Sex? No thanks.
- Address? Haven't any. We live in a box beneeth a bridge in Paris, don't you know?
- Email? Ow, yeah, just a second... illogicopedia.hates.wikipedia.and.wikia_that_sucks_cheese@veryhotmail.com
- Telephone? (914) 253-2000
- Mobile phone??? Don't kid with me! (914) 253-2000 I said!!!
- Occupation? Uurgh... making erm... stuff and nonsense.
- Company: Illogicopedia
- Country: the world, Illogicopedia owns the world!
Please you are advised to complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through email or fax for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank. (CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER) Name: Mrs. FRANCESS DAVE Phone # : +447011150911 +4407024015829 E MAIL: pepsibottlingplc1@hotmail.com You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your ticket number and ballot number.. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained).. *Staff of PEPSI Company are not to partake in this Lottery PLEASE BE WARNED* Accept my hearty congratulations once again! Yours faithfully, Mrs. Daisy Louis
- You're really owned.