Call the A team

• Got mugged? Call the A team or I'll knife you.
• Your brother is demented? Caalluyll therrrre Ahhh teemeaam.
• Everything is British? Call the bloody A team you twat!
• Red bull gives you wings? Call the A TEEEEEEAAAmmmmm... I'M FLYING!!!
• Cat got your tongue? Call the A team, Feline Division.
• Stuck in Canada? Call the Eh team.
• Already called the A team? Call the B team.
• In Australia, have a problem? Call Hamish and Andy.
• Hurt on the job? Call the law offices of Saul Goodman and Associates.

Open For Collaboration

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