Cara Delevingne

She is only the hottest celebrity ever. Every inch of her body is perfect. She and I... We're meant to be together. Fate shall bring us together... somehow...

Google her to see how hot she is.

The real story

Vulcano!

Cara Delevingne was invented by a highly elite team of engineers to be the hottest object ever observed. It was thought that by increasing the temperature beyond recognition that it would become virtually indestructible. It has something to do with the Hegelian dialectic.

However, there is one way to destroy it.

You have to have bombs infiltrate the sewers and use bombs to simulate volcanic activity.