Carl

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“I am Carl. My dog's name is Carl. My goldfish is Carl but my dino is called Al.”

~ Carl on Carl and Carl and Carl and Al the Dino

Carl was the man who held up the moon when it was at the zenith of collapse.

Lets be thankful. But not too thankful, because you know what happens if you are too thankful... The sky falls in on yer head.

Carl lived a happy life, holding up that faithful moon. Until one day Chuck Norris blew it up! (Just kidding. Kyle threw a desk at it.) Then Carl sat down and thought: "Sigh, I wish I had somethin' else to hold up...". And so Carl now holds up Ja Big Ball O Fiya!

The things that happened with him and stuff[edit | edit source]

It went boom! and he was all like, wow. You were all like pow. And that, my friends, is the story of blue water cheese.

Eqwazioun[edit | edit source]

carl and thingz[edit | edit source]

List of things that carl duzent want u 2 know...

No.[edit | edit source]

Just no.

Did I mention...[edit | edit source]

Did I mention that he was a ninja?

Allergies[edit | edit source]

He was allergic to BenGay and Preperation H. Causing him to suffer many sore butthole throughout his life. The End.