Centrifuge
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A centrifuge is a device that rotates at the very fast speed of 6. As proved by Isaac Newton, Speed = Mass. Therefore, a centrifuge also has a very high mass. These machines are often used for making banana milkshakes and executing the worthless umlauted letters by excessive g-force.
It rotates and then the speeds becomes a sideways 6 and then it becomes a 9 which is even faster speeds, but then it turns into a sideways 9 until it becomes a 6 again and it's s l o w e r. You can find broken ones in university laboratories or maybe that's just thermocyclers. They get broken from all the hamsters they have inside them. They poop a lot and that makes the electricity not go, so they don't spin like crazy at variable velocities and also speeds.