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THE HAMSTER (yeah, you heard me - the hamster) is a creature hiding under your bed, waiting to destroy you with really big claws. He will do this in collaboration with the letter X. You see, the letter X is invincible.
Try to always...
- Sing Chocolate Rain in the middle of the town center
- MAKE SURE NOT TO breathe for the next 8 hours
- Be at the centre of the world in exactly 5 minutes 34 seconds 213 milliseconds 41819 nanoseconds 8131842912023 picoseconds.