The Hamster

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“Mmm… Ham!”

THE HAMSTER (yeah, you heard me - the hamster) is a creature hiding under your bed, waiting to destroy you with really big claws. He will do this in collaboration with the letter X. You see, the letter X is invincible.

What to do to prevent the hamster and X killing j00[edit]

Try to always...

  • Sing Chocolate Rain in the middle of the town center
  • MAKE SURE NOT TO breathe for the next 8 hours
  • Be at the centre of the world in exactly 5 minutes 34 seconds 213 milliseconds 41819 nanoseconds 8131842912023 picoseconds.

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