Cheddite

Cheddite is the main cheesy ingredient of Cheez-Its. It is an element that anomalously denies the basic laws of existence and how it came to be is unknown. However, it is believed that it has existed since the inception of Cheez-Its. Its appearance is identical to what would be a baked snack cracker. Cheddite is unique in the sense that it occurs when Cheez-Its are produced exclusively by the Kellog brand. Once consumed, it causes the consumer to be brand loyal to the namesake of Cheez-its and always purchase 1-2 boxes of any flavor of Cheez-it.

Other snack crackers

Reproduction of cheddite outside of Kellog factories results in failure. Even when all ingredients are identical to the recipe for Cheez-its, cheddite does not occur. Off brand cheez-its taste nearly identical to the original brand, but none have been as successful thanks to cheddite's memetic loyalty effect.

Periodic Table inclusion

it is of hot debate whether cheddite should be included as an element on the periodic table. Most argue that it would compromise the existent authenticity of the periodic table and promote Cheez-Its instead. Elon Musk says cheddite could be the key to spaceflight, so a vast majority of scientists began arguing for its inclusions, citing "element racism" as a factor for not being included.

Combustion

When cheddite is exposed to a person who hates cheez-its, commonly people who like goldfish instead, cheddite will either force the person to consume it or spontaneously combust. This is responsible for hundreds of "bombings" but where actually just cheddite explosions. Sadly the SCP foundation has classified all known confirmed records of this happening, so don't go telling anyone else about this behavior. The SCP Foundation will neutralize you.

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