“If you get caught proposing kid-sized submarines and you stop, you're just the guy who got caught, but if you keep going, you make everyone criticizing you a pedo guy.”
Elongated Muskrat is the boring prophet of Rococo Basilisk (the other mouthpiece is best described as a prophetess). Endowed with gifts of boring innovation and invention, he sold boring flamethrowers about 80 years after das Flamenwerfer and will put people into boring space at least 57 years after the Soviets did.
But then Donald Trump came up with flying water tankers and everyone committed apostasy to God Emperor of Mankindism. Because they got bored of Muskism.
He will make anime girls real in at least a decade oh my god yessssssssssssssssssssß