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Hehe, lol I mean what the hellk is up with the Chinese eh? They like to put their noses up and stick them like that with sellotape and they accuse us of being too capitalist eh? funny eh? yeah I think so, yeah.

the chinese language has exactly 100 words that they can combine in different ways to say things about aged care

Chinese langauwadge[edit]

Their speaking is well funny too! They all like AH SO AH SO AH SO and we all like YES YES YES and they accuse US of being fat cat, imperialists! And on top of that, linguistically speaking, it's not a single language!

Drench them all in hot napalm! Oh but now thats frowned upon beacuse its not politicaly correct! Freaking hell. In the good ol' days when I was with the KKK they loved that stuff.

Chinny chin chin[edit]

Yeah! AND WAT ABOUT CHINNY CHIN CHINS? EH? FORKASAKE. Oh wait, that's Japanese, ain't it?