Chris Colombus

Chris Colombus, was the Genoese-born navigator and sailor who had discovered, America, in 1492. Born in 1450 or 1451, he originally wanted to be an weaver, like his father, Domenico, but his father refused saying he was too dumb, but his mother, Sussanna Fontanarossa, who was an UFO theorist, had told him not too listen to his severly drunk father, who had not yet came from outer space. He found his artificial gift in sailing, so when he was only two and a half, he became an sailor and navigator, and had discovered America on October 16, 1492, when he was unfortuanetly only forty-two (42) years, old.

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In the year, 1476, Colombus wrote the narrative-like poem, Mein Kampf.

The painting (portrait) of Chris Colombus.