C☭mmunism will take over the world!

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C☭MMUNISM! WTF ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Look how evil the logo is! LOOK! YOU FOOLS! Don't you know they evil!?

C☭MMUNISM! They are poisoning the American water supply! Poisoning it with their precious fluoride! WE WILL NOT TAKE THIS BULLCRAP! AMERICA CERTAINLY DOESN'T TAKE THIS BULLCRAP! Even though Russia hasn't been communist for ages and there is no real tensions going on between America and Russia any more and the cold war is over and it has been for ages even though we still think Russia is like that but in fact the only truly communist country is china. BUT STILL WE DO NOT TAKE BULLCARP!

C☭MMUNISM! is evil[edit | edit source]

If we don't stand up to these assholes we gonna be nuked, ye hear? NUKED! and then what you gonna do? Cry about how much the Russians were c☭mmunist? I DON'T THINK SO! Wage war on the c☭mmie thugs people! WAGE!

RUSSIA! Will not just wait to see if we launch nukes THEY WILL TO! DON'T TRY TO DO RUSSIAN REVERSAL ON THAT YOU RUSSY THUGS! Aha!

If we, the Americans, just stand on by while this shit is happening then what is the point of being Americans!? NO POINT!. Dubya has a forkin camel! AND HE RIDES THAT STINKIN' CAMEL TO STINKIN COUNTRIES SWIMMIN IN FREAKIN OIL! THAT'S YER GOVERNMENT FOR YOU!

Dubyaz camel[edit | edit source]

I think we should execute Dubya's camel because it's a funting c☭mmie thug! HEAR THAT, YOU CAMEL?

THAT camel IS a Freakin PEICE of CAMEL""!!!!"!!!! shiz...

The C☭mmunists are gonna march into Poland[edit | edit source]

THEY ARE AND THEN THEY WOULD BE ALL LIKE "OH LOOK, WE MARCHED INTO POLAND WE SO GOOD WE SO GOOD WITH OUR FORKING RUSSIAN TANKS AND THINGS!" We, the Americans, think they have herpes.

In Conclusion[edit | edit source]

C☭mmunism is bad, and I would like a glass of tea.